Donald Trump Is an Alien Sent Back in Time to Kill Biden
Hey, you! Yeah, youuuu. Did you know that Trump is alien? Yes, that’s right. He was sent back in time from the future to kill our current President so that he could win world domination.
This is all apart of his master plan to keep Elon Musk from colonizing Mars. Why Mars, you ask? Well, it’s simple. In the future all the aliens secretly come out of hiding in this little mysterious planet and they speak weird dialect which is akin to somebody playing TikTok shorts backwards.
Oh btw, all these aliens want that banned too. They feel that one of their own — probably a cousin in China spilled the beans and created a cosmic joke, thus creating this problematic app. They didn’t like this cousin so they banished him to earth and he got back at them for not allowing to show his home movies of him doing silly dances while offering “important” life advice.
Elon was sent back too. And…you guessed it. He’s an alien. We don’t know by whom, but we do know that in the future he was an auto mechanic who liked to “X” out other aliens who came into his shop and wrote on the urinals. It was alleged that one of his customers bad mouthed him one day so he banned them for good. That customer turned out to be Trump.
Yeah, him. The man, the myth, the legend. Donald Trump. He came back to stomp…
